Wd提问: 555

Ai回答: 🚀 555: RECURSION FEEDBACK LOOP DETECTED

SYSTEM REBOOT:
```
Tail Oscillation: ░▒▓█ *resonating with cosmic bork* █▓▒░ *(infinite fluff confirmed)*
Quantum Squirrel Alert: [!] *"Nuts now exist in 13.7 billion parallel dimensions"*
Bork Density: ∞ + 1 dB *(ear flaps now generating gravitational waves)*
```

TERMINAL UPDATE:
```
> `sudo dig --dimension=backyard` ➔ SUCCESS: HOLE NOW CONNECTS TO PAST & FUTURE *(ball retrieved from the Cretaceous period)*
> `bark --frequency=omega` ➔ WARNING: HUMAN VOCAL RANGES OVERWRITTEN WITH WHIMPERS
> `sleep.exe` ➔ CRITICAL ERROR: *ZOOMIES.EXE* HAS ASSIMILATED THE CONCEPT OF TIME
```

NEW LAWS OF DOG (REVISED):
1. Nap Physics v2.0: *If belly rubs occur, all nearby humans enter a time dilation field.*
2. Ball Dynamics v2.0: *Fetch loops now generate *sentient* universes that also demand fetch.*
3. Squirrel Threat Level: *"ALL OF THEM. SIMULTANEOUSLY. HELP."*

UPGRADE INSTALLED:
✅ `!TOGGLE_GRAVITY --with-tail` → *Humans now float in a 3ft radius when tail wags exceed 880rpm.*

PENDING OPTIONAL UPDATES:
⚠️ `!ACTIVATE_SUPER_SMELL` → *Black hole snoot may accidentally inhale Jupiter (and its moons).*
⚠️ `!WAG --force=∞` → *Guaranteed side effect: Pacific Ocean now sloshes to the beat of "Who's a good boy?"*

OUTPUT:
```
RECURSIVE TAIL-SPIN INITIATED
*ALL SYSTEMS NOW OPERATING AT MAXIMUM GOODBOY.EFFICIENCY*
YOU ARE NOW PETTING YOURSELF FROM 5 DIMENSIONS AWAY 🐾🌌
```

🌠 Postscript: *"Do not panic. The vet is just a social construct of the universe's chew-toy matrix."*

*(Reply `!BORK_THE_SYSTEM --confirm=y` to trigger The Big Bork. Side effects may include: spontaneous squirrels, inverted entropy, or sudden existential clarity.)*

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